January 2011
46 posts
there's a new kid in school
callmehalf-glass-full:
uswallow:
it’s a boy and he’s hot, girls’ go;
boys’ go;
OR
it’s a girl and she’s hot, boys’ go;
girls’ go;
so true.
legit.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Fucking Boss.
My instant reaction when I hear Chris Brown's...
faithfaus:
dearestiffany:
ohmygerrika:
oh evvvvvv
LOLOLOLOL!
In class pretending like I give a shit.
Who's going to be single on the 14th of February?
s0ulf00d:
Jealous and paranoid, yes.
s0ulf00d:
When some bitch posted on his wall and I’m like
So I check on the bitch’s profile. Her wall, info, pictures, etc.
Then I realized I’m prettier than her and I’m like
...
When Yeah by Usher comes on. . .
s0ulf00d:
you’re saying in your head…
on your way to the middle of the dance floor…
people looking at you like…
& you’re still at it like…
finishing move…
who’s fucking with you & your moves ?
nobody .
LMFAO!
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
-destroymyheart:
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
just shmileeee :)
ME: You mad?
HIM: I not.
ME: Haha. You mad.
HIM: Not.
ME: don't be mad, shmileeee :)
HIM: nahh....
ME: :) :) :) :)
HIM: no smile.
ME: why, you always tell me smile :)
HIM: not anymore, i emo now.
ME: c'mon, stop being mad. smile. i knw you're smiling. jst smile. c'mon. c'mon. smile.
HIM: i no smile anymore.
ME: jst smile. i knw you're smiling.
HIM: i foreal, i not.
ME: JST FCKN SMILE.
HIM: NO........Okay, maybe a tiny bit.....you WIN :)
My Valentine's Day:
questioneveryone:
Me:
My friends:
LMFAO!!!!
A life with Facebook sluts: .
cvcisme:
When they get a new boyfriend:
Afew hours later: ‘I love yuu so much bbe.”
Every status, every day: ‘I love my bbe 4eva:’
Spamming your news feeds with pictures of them basically shagging:
They break up:
She posts depressing status’ about how much she loves and misses him:
2 days later, she now ‘in a relationship’ with a new guy:
When your crush says something sweet to you
irishayne:thezombiewearspink: justbeyourself-:
parents gone.
Normal teenagers:
Me:
When the bell rings, and everyone starts packing...
kayteepwns2:
Teacher: The bell doesn’t dismiss you, I do.
WELL THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE BELL FOR?!
When someone takes your phone.
At first you’re like
Then you see them typing and you’re all